phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(via sol-elicit)


hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

image

(via forever-is-so-yesterday)


patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

(via sol-elicit)


hughhighlander:

Who needs a hairbrush when you’ve got momma.
img via ratia ranch

hughhighlander:

Who needs a hairbrush when you’ve got momma.

img via ratia ranch

(via sol-elicit)


beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via ruinedchildhood)


mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

(via wawaqueen)


bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

(via wawaqueen)


(via ckings)


wolverxne:

Flowing to the sea | by: { CNorth2 }

wolverxne:

Flowing to the sea | by: { CNorth2 }

(via cnuculator)


chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

(via ruinedchildhood)


trouserweasel:

damn right I did

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

(via sol-elicit)


the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

(via littlebird93)



true-funny:

Awesome fountain is awesome

true-funny:

Awesome fountain is awesome