breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via braydaaan)








oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

(via tyleroakley)


crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

(via valar-morghulisvalar-dohaeris)


thefruitythebooty:


simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

(via magicul)


slimfairy:

when people call you “hun”
image

(via fangirlingthroughlife)



australiansanta:

i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal

(via this--too--shall--pass)


h0odrich:

my little brother just snapchatted me

h0odrich:

my little brother just snapchatted me

(via ruinedchildhood)


(via braydaaan)